One day she comes for a visit wearing a gold clicker in her septum and gold rings in her lip and her gold plugs with the nice gemstones in the center, and he says, “Is that gold?” and she’s like, “Yup.” And he says, “I should take you out and show you off.”
The lesson: Greed is good. No, wait, that’s not the point. The real lesson is you dress up for an interview just like you dress up for anything else. You can impress people by looking your best, piercings included. The economy is tough, jobs are hard to come by, but if you’re pierced and good at what you do, maybe don’t be afraid to flaunt it. Where would you get something that nice? I’m glad you asked.
And if you’re applying someplace like Walmart(Policy: No visible anything) then their piercing policy probably won’t be your biggest issue, right? So check the policy, think about flaunting your beautiful true self, and good luck out there with the job hunting and job keeping.